Yippee for Jesus, I’m a sick-job, commissions all around!

Here is my short script for I have milliseconds to live!

Saw this nice car

Caught up with the good chick

Realised I had another car

So I got the better chick

Took either of them home and went psycho

Tried to leave

Got bailed over by some cobber

And was taken away
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